Wines from the Valley
Cultivating enjoyment since 0 AD
Award Winning (a.k.a. Last Place)
Open a great wine everytime
Free Friday Tastings (from 3:00am to 3:01am)
Tasting of new wines every Friday
Wine Store (Overpriced Crap)
Purchase Wines
Gift Vouchers (Don't Waste Your Money)
For the purchase over $300
Wine Region
Anywhere, Minnesota (Capital of Bad Wine)
International Organization For Standardization Certifications
Join The Wine Club
- Wine Tastings: FREE standard tasting for you and up to 3 guests (total of four wine tastings) any time you visit the winery.
- 10% off your purchase of 1-5 bottles.
- 15% off your purchase of 6-11 bottles.
- 20% off your purchase of 1 case (any 12 bottles) or more.
- Automatic Renewal: Purchase another case of wine in a single visit during your membership year, and automatically roll your membership over to a new year starting that day!
Visit The Tasting Room
Second door on the right. Has a silhouette of a man / women on the door. The toilet wine will be on the left.
We welcome guests into our comfortable tasting room. Come visit us for a guided tasting that costs just $8 for 6 wines, and includes a keepsake stemless logo tasting glass.
The Tasting Room Hours
April - AugustSaturday & Sundays11:30am - 5:30pm
NovemberSaturday & Sundays11:30am - 5:30pm
SeptemberSaturday & Sundays11:30am - 6pm
DecemberSaturday & Sundays11:30am - 5:30pm
OctoberSaturday & Sundays11:30am - 6pm